2006-02-23

Berkelian Rhapsody (Yes, I'm that Greywolf)

Berkelian Rhapsody
(based on Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen)


Is this in real time? Is this in memory?
Caught in a for(;;) loop, no escape from this subroutine...
open() your files, branch through the do{}while()s and see
I'm just the kernel, I need no libraries
Because you boot me up, load and go
Branch from high, store to low
Any way the thread flows
Doesn't really matter to me
To me.

unlink() just killed a file
Filled it's data up with NULLs, cleared the inode, closed the holes
vfork(), life had just begun
Then kill(0, SIGKILL) blew it all away
mmap(), ooooooh, didn't mean to make it die
if (the parent process doesn't fork again) {
carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters;
}

Too late, init has died
Flush my buffers out from core, then reboot() and try once more
panic ("freeing free block"); I've got to crash
Got to enter kdb and see the truth
Init, ooooooooh (Any way the thread flows)
I've lost my tty
I wish my page hadn't been swapped out at all...

I see the signal trap vectors into core
Interrupt! Overrun! It will do a fandango
Data's skrogged like lightning, very very frightening me
Dennis Ritchie? Kenneth Thompson? Kirk McKusick? Eric Allman?
Someone help me! Robert Pike?
Oh, Kernighan (-an -an -an -an -an)

I'm just a quick hack, nobody uses me
He just makes sockets in his address family
Spare him a buffer in high memory

bind(); accept(); msg_send(); will it let me go?
munmap(); NO! It will not let you go (LET IT GO!)
munmap() just will not let you go (LET IT GO!)
munmap() just will not let you go (LET IT GO!)
Will not let you go (LET IT GO!)
Will not let you go
Will not let you go oh, oh, oh, oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
kill(0, SIGKILL), exit(0); exit(0); let me go!
BSDi has a daemon set aside for me, for me, for meeeeeeeeeeeeee

So you think you can stomp on my stack space and text?
Skrog my image and data by calling exec()?
Ohh, page-d, can't do this to me page-d
Just gotta switch out, just context switch right out of here

Nothing really hashes, anyone can see
Every process thrashes, every disk drive crashes
On me

Any way the thread flows...

...by Greywolf, with posthumous apologies to Freddie Mercury.



I wrote this back in 1991/1992 after having seen Wayne's World and while still being a UNIX fanatical student (not a lot's changed). I ended up posting it shortly after Freddie Mercury's death.

I must say I'm rather flattered to see that this bit of parody has been mirrored on so many sites -- I got 10+ pages worth of hits when I went to search for it!

Maybe I'll come up with something else someday...

[sound of breathing in as though surfacing from underwater]

Yes, I'm still here. Unfortunately, with a 1.5h commute, while I may think of profound things and the like on the way to work, I don't remember them by the time I have a moment to post. Isn't that the way it goes.

Maybe it's because, in all my ranting, I don't have much to say that hasn't already been said.

When I do, you, the followers of the Journeys of the Sound Chaser, will be the first to know!

My home site over at starwolf.com is down for the moment as I don't have a lot to go on about there, and I'm having a heckuva time setting up a good looking, yet minimally-overloaded web page. Sigh.

Kudos to the BlogSpot team for putting in Word Recognition as a requirement for posting to my pages. I'd hoped it was someone real posting to my pages, but nobody ever seems to.

My comments are currently moderated, but I'll try to pay more attention to this spot, so don't worry that what you say won't be seen (unless I reject it, which is no great loss, considering I'll delete it if I don't like it anyway, so this is just a precursory step to keep it from getting posted in the first place).

Thought: Great One. Have a great one. What's that mean?

  1. A larger-than-average sized bottle of beer; 22 oz. "Have a Great One!"
  2. A better than average intimate experience. "Have a Great One!"
  3. Someone revered -- usually recently deceased or predated, if you are to "Have a Great One!" [Did you want fries with that?]

"This is Pete; go ahead, Honest..."

2005-06-23

Home, Sweet Home? Not for long...

or,

Legalised Plundering for Fun and Profit

A man's home is his castle.

"Home, home again,
I like to be there when I can
When I come home, cold and tired
It's good to warm my bones beside the fire..."         -- Pink Floyd, "Breathe (Reprise)"

Home.

What do you think of when you think of home? A warm fire, candle-lit dinner for two? Friendly chaos of you and your love and your children?

...just a place to sleep, shower and keep your stuff while you work and play and party away from it? Hey, don't laugh. For some people, this is home.

Or how about a place to hold gatherings with your closest friends?

What if the city decided that your property would be more valuable for the city in terms of tax revenue were it to be sold and developed?

Thanks to the Supreme Court ruling made today, this is now possible. A developer of any influence can approach the city and attempt to convince them that your property would be worth more if they could develop new business on it.

If they are successful in convincing the city of this, the city can seize your house and land and sell it to the developer for purposes of redevelopment.

So much for home, sweet home. I don't think you can protect against this even if you homestead the property.

I don't know about you, but I think this is just plain wrong. Remember when "at-will employment" became widespread? Well, we now have "at-will residence." The worst thing is that with a residence, you have just pumped much of your life's earnings into it. The city has the right to undercut your property's value when they seize it. Equity means nothing.

Welcome to the third American era of the robber baron.



2004-11-03

Congratulations, Amerika. You have what you wanted, and you will get to watch it turn into what we have always fought against.

Bush spoke of "Freedom, Justice and the American Way."

He has no more of a clue on any of the above words than the average person does on the subject of quark theory and rocket science.

You, the people, have doomed this country. Are you so blindly unaware that in 2001, Bush sold us down the river for oil interests? Was it that inobvious to you?

You, who have family over in Iraq, who have watched him turn attention away from the supposed culprit who plunged our nation into terror and to some puppet THAT WE PUT INTO POWER IN THE FIRST PLACE, to remove him from power and declare the world a safer place, how in the WORLD can you say this is a good choice? You have born offspring into the world and cared for them, nurtured them for 18 years or more, only to watch them die, and you think this is a GOOD THING?

You far-right Christians who think that you were created in God's image, that the world belongs to you above nature, that it is yours to rape and pillage and rend asunder, I hope you think it is all right when your civil liberties are violated, too, because they will be. Doesn't that saying go, "As ye sow, so shall ye reap"?

The demographics in this race are close enough that it should tell you that the reasonable, thinking people are not going to put up with the shenanigans of a dictatorship. We still hold dear the true values on which this country was founded: Freedom of Religion, Freedom of Speech, Freedom of the Press, Freedom to redress our government for grievances.

Remember that once it was stated, roughly:

"When a government fails to meet the needs of the populace it represents, it is the right AND THE DUTY of the People to abolish it and start anew."

I think we are not far off. George W. Bush and his cronies, both domestic and foreign *cough*AlQaeda*cough*, have undone, in four years, the progress it has taken forty to achieve. In the next four years, they will probably succeed in undoing the other two hundred plus.

So Good Day, Amerika, with your bent on controlling people who do not think like you. Someday, we will reap a very bitter crop, and it will be your sown seeds to fault for this. I shudder to be counted among the people of such a nation.

2004-10-15

Heresy in Bb Major, First Impression

or,

What You See Is What They Think

"Things are seldom what they seem
Skim milk masquerades as cream."
-- W. S. Gilbert

[Note: I've apparently been remiss, as my maternal carbon-based lifeform has informed me. This is from July. Okay, fine, it's also from April. I've had a busy summerfall, and it shows no signs of slowing up. I'm doing a 200+ mile-per-day commute (round-trip). I really should see about teleporting...um, telecommuting.]

Okay, so I finished reading the Da Vinci Code. I thought it was a hell of a good read. It reads like a screenplay. The scenes are short, concise, well-threaded -- I mean, someone could toss in some technical annotations, change the format slightly, and it's an instant movie! I was impressed.

Other things which impressed me were the connections between the Mona Lisa, the sacred Feminine, the rise of the patriarchy, the Knights Templar (later the Freemasons), the Illuminati, the Catholic Church and its radical offshoots, and the current state of what passes for Christianity.

And, of course, there are people who will put it all down as hogwash, nonsense, and heresy. I pity their lack of understanding, their cynicism and their zeal in the face of adversity.

Rule One: When you stop learning, you die. You might as well go to sleep and not wake up, because if you know everything, there's nothing to deal with.

So I learned things from this book.

One thing I learned was that 'heretic' is derived from 'hereticum', which means 'to choose'. Choice of one's own direction, as opposed to some grand Divine Purpose or Master Plan which we should be blindly following without question.

I guess that makes me a heretic, for I take nothing at face value, and I look for the underlying currents which are indicative of a true purpose.

Life is a four-way chess match between Choice, Chance, Destiny and Circumstance, and there is no order in which the pieces move.

Circumstance is where we are. Destiny is where we are supposedly going. Choice is that avenue we see which allows us to alter our course to our Destiny, or to a completely different Destiny altogether. Chance is what happens beyond our control.

I saw a website which stated (and I quote):

"the Word sprang from a 4th Century rivalry? Get Real."

By this, I take it to mean that the composer(s) of said site are stupid enough not to question the word of "God" coming from some flaming shrub (don't we have one of those in the White House?), passed along to some zealot with his own agenda who spent forty days and forty nights on some mountain carving two stone tablets which bore his own interpretation of what this burning bush supposedly told him.

Oh, was that my outside keyboard? Sorry.

Anyway. Put the Bible on the same shelf as all the other books of myths and legends. The stories are good as stories, but if you believe a single thing in that book as being proof of a God, you have an ID ten T complex, and you are DANGEROUS to the human race.

Can I rant on the Patriarchy for a moment?

In the beginning, Man created God. In so doing, there were supposedly scrolls written attributing some power or respect to the female.

But the Patriarchy, in its infinite paranoia, decided to make those parts disappear, because to acknowledge Woman as equal, even as equal-yet- different, was to give the Woman power -- power which would eventually unseat the Man as sole dictator of the course of events.

Stupid. Stupid stupid STUPID men. If I can help unseat the Patriarchy, I'll do it in a New York Minute. I'm saying this because, although I am male, heterosexual, caucasian of European descent (in short: the stereotypical scum of the planet), I've met so many GUYS that I *really* don't like. There are women out there, too, like that, but they're in the minority.

So I'm not in favour of putting in a Matriarchy either, as I would get caught in the anti-white-hetero-euromale backlash.

But I do want to see some semblence of balance brought back, for we are destroying our world, and, like it or not, Earth IS Mother. If you don't like it, go sign up for a shuttle trip to colonize Mars or something. You're probably rich and can afford it if you're thinking in a way which exploits the Earth for your own gain, so go away. Meanwhile, I have to live here. I have no intention of going away.

I have found something very very VERY interesting, and this might just blow the minds of the feminists out there:

Woman, by being submissive (at least in certain circumstances), wields a LOT of power. Trust me on this one. Give a guy the perception of a little control, and you've got him right where you want him. The trick is you NEVER allow yourself to be put in a place of harm or humiliation.

Of course, that's hard to allow yourself to do, given the mindset of most of the guys out there, but then, most of the guys out there don't deserve women or the chance to procreate with them.

Never settle for second best. It's better to be alone than to settle.

But I digress.

So what did I learn? That the K.T. harbored the Illuminati, some of which decided to use the front of the K.T. as a shield for darker purposes.

I learned that Mary Magdalene was likely Jesus' wife, that Jesus was likely a prophet and NOT the son of God, and that Mary Magdalene was supposed to carry on the church, but Paul wouldn't have it.

I'm betting that it was Mary Magdalene who went to Christ's tomb and took his body away to bury it someplace before the Romans could wander in and desecrate it.

Something else I have been illuminated on is this point of "immaculate conception". I think, in this case, "immaculate conception" was as mistranslated as the phrase about "passing a camel through the eye of a needle before entering the kingdom of heaven" (the same is used in Hebrew for "camel" as for "rope", I am told. The latter makes more sense).

The word "immaculate" could have been a deliberate misinterpretation of the original word for "pure"; this, too makes more sense. For Jesus to have been conceived and born of a pure conception, one of pure love which two people such as Mary and Joseph shared, makes FAR more sense than a conception in which there was no mess. I mean, come ON, people! The creation of life itself is apparently a miracle, even with our understanding of what happens when the male and female join, when the sperm enters the egg. If that's a miracle, then for it to happen without impregnation along some line, even with today's technology, is not a miracle -- it is IMPOSSIBLE.

Maybe Mary didn't realise what happened, or she partied too hard with Joe, got drunk off her ASS, and didn't remember getting laid.

Or maybe -- JUST MAYBE -- the IDIOTS who wrote the Bible decided that really should mean "immaculate-as-in-no-mess-at-all" instead of meaning "pure-as-in-they-really-loved-each-other."

Let's face facts: Love and Peace do not bring power to men with great aspirations (although I wish they'd all tuck their heads into their butts and aspirate whatever happens down the pipe, thus putting themselves out of our misery).

Control, conflict, competition are the keys for the greedy, the would-be power-mongers, the conquerors, the dictators, the emperors.

It doesn't take too many brains to figure out, by the way, why the state of education and the availability of useful information are in such states as they are.

I'll leave that to you to figure out.

Good day.